yeezytaughtme: love yourself like kanye loves himself believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
usbdongle: xeverdeen: im from the united states of AMERICA what do you MEAN THIS VIDEO IS NOT AVAILABLE IN MY COUNTRY #there’s another country? #how long has it been there
redmonsoontriad: i get caught off guard when people acknowledge my presence because im so irrelevant i sometimes forget i even exist
basicprincess14: do u ever just want a team to lose so bad because their fan base is annoying
you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran across my foot inside and then i was screaming and my mom dropped a plastic bowl on it to not let it run away and then it fUCKING GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL AND THEN WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING WHAT DO I DO ITS STILL IN THE BOWL AND ITS JUST HAVING MORE BABIES FUCK IT DROPPED MORE BABIES MY DADS LIKE GASSING...
msjewbooty: monopoly board game pieces make the least amount of sense how is a hat supposed to own property
connuh: i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour
henriked: YES YES YES! FUCK YES! GAME 7!
henriked: my grandma just screamed “WHERE IS THE POLICE” because this is basically the first time she’s watched a hockey game and everyone started fighting.
henriked: why are the caps fans in the rangers tag so bitter about the rangers getting power plays? It’s not like we ever score on them lol.
bleerios: not only is the ceo of abercrombie & fitch a jackass but he treated marty mcfly’s family like shit in all the back to the futures and that is inexcusable
seasicksailors: old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport a poem by jay gatsby
cheese3d: nothings worse than soft grapes